Saturday, August 11, 2012

egg thief

a boy
who shall not be named
was at a hotel for breakfast one morning
he had told his mom, who shall not be named, that he was done with breakfast
the family was gathering up to leave
the mom, turned around to see the boy eating eggs off of a plate on the counter
that belonged to a stranger
with his hand
mother and father were mortified and asked the boy to stop
while laughing and exchanging stunned looks
"I thought you were done eating."
"I wanted some eggs."
"I can get you some, don't eat those."
all occupants of the breakfast area had their backs turned
plate is retrieved by rightful owner and eggs consumed
family exits quickly
what the stranger doesn't know can't hurt them right?

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